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A'ight, you groovy cats and kittens! It's ya boi, Bando Larry, and the crew here at Bando Larry's Liquidations, comin' at ya with a righteous find from the depths of some forgotten attic! We were knee-deep in dust bunnies and cobwebs when BAM! This righteous ceramic tiger statue practically jumped outta the shadows and into our hearts (and probably our lungs, that attic was nasty!). This ain't no ordinary tiger, man. This dude's got that '80s vibe, all glossy and sleek, like he just stepped outta a Miami Vice episode. He's got that "I'm too cool for school" look on his face, like he's seen some things, man... some things . Maybe he witnessed a gnarly breakdance battle, or maybe he just saw Bando Larry rockin' out to some Def Leppard in his birthday suit. We may never know. But here's the thing, this tiger ain't just about lookin' cool. He's also a symbol, man. A symbol of strength, power, and the ability to rock a sweet mustache. He's like the Tony the Tiger of the jungle, except instead of sayin' "They're grrrrrrreat!" he's probably sayin' somethin' like "Whoa, dude, that's, like, totally rad!" So if you're lookin' to add some '80s flair to your pad, or if you just need a cool cat to watch over your stash of Funyuns, then this tiger is your jam. He's guaranteed to bring good vibes and maybe even scare away any bad juju. Just don't, like, try to ride him or nothin'. He's not really into that. Peace out, and stay groovy! Bando Larry and the Liquidation Crew (We're not just trash haulers, we're treasure hunters, man!)